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15 Ridiculous Things Competent Adults Do
While distracted by modern life and technology
Sometimes, instead of being furious at the state of the world, the only sane response is to laugh at the stupid stuff we all do while our attention is split. Because many of us are out here doing absolutely donkey-brained things on the daily.
Not because we’re dumb, but because we’re overclocked, underslept, and constantly juggling seventeen tabs in our brains.
I was inspired to write a fun listicle by discovering I had fully done the first thing on the list. And also the articles in my feed have been freakin depressing, y’all! We need more fun stuff sprinkled in!
How many of these gems have you done before?
1. Trim every nail except one
Because who has time to double-check your own hands? You only notice the rogue claw on your non-dominant pointer finger days later, when you accidentally scratch a mosquito bite and unexpectedly gouge yourself.
2. Lose your earphones inside a messy bun
Your supercool Shokz bone conduction earphones have vanished. Again. Ten minutes after you sound the missing headphone alarm, you realize they’ve just been…
