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2020 Bingo
Don’t worry about the politics. Because NOW we can confirm the existence of aliens. And their vehicles. Good grief.
So you’ve noticed that 2020 has been a hell of a ride so far?
Welcome to 2020 Bingo!
Maybe Kobe Bryant isn’t dead*. Maybe he just bugged out early because he got some off-world tips about what was coming in 2020?
Maybe he hopped one of those fly alien rides with his daughter to go hang out with ‘Pac and Bruce Lee in a beautiful place far from troubled earth?
What else is going to pop up on the 2020 Bingo cards being passed out by source these days?
Global pandemic? Check.
Insane puppet leaders pulling on the puppet strings? Check.
Unraveling global economy? Check.
Increasingly dire weather events? Check.
Will either Jesus or Tupac make the ultimate comeback? We’ll see I suppose…
Before I get any comments that there aren’t any women running for president in 2020, please… It’s at least as possible as an asteroid strike or the eruption of the supervolcano under Yellowstone. Don’t be…
