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Moms, this one is for you.

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Welcome to the dark side of attachment parenting

Modern mothers are far more likely to suffer from the long term negative effects of attachment parenting than fathers. There’s no science on this because no one who gets to do science really…

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Massage Therapist since 2002, Martial Arts Student since 1986. Ravenous reader of books, Avid amateur woodworker, and social media professional. With tattoos.

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