Is it because they like camping? And being alone?
Or could there be a confluence of stuff,
That has made their lives unbelievably tough?
We’ll start with trauma. Yep, we all have it.
It’s so easy to turn to addiction to manage! …
She has come to redraw the circle.
She has come in our time of need.
She has come renewing connections.
She has come to plant the seeds.
She has come to bathe us in rhythm.
She has come, depraved and divine.
She has come to heal the schism. …
These girls! Always getting so spun up about the unfairness of being a woman. What are they even talking about?!?
Even when you meet a female person, and she might seem fairly normal, the moment you start explaining why feminism is so unnecessary these days and criticizing their position, they…
Call me less than savvy and hip to the times, but when I realized the local Dollar Store sells $1 pregnancy tests, I felt slightly liberated. Only SLIGHTLY because I live in Texas. Liberated from the $16-per-sstick price of the tests sold at more reputable stores.
So here’s the PSA…
Recently I heard through my grapevine that a family friend of ours came out as non-binary. They un-gendered their female name by using initials to make it feel more neutral.
It seemed absolutely logical from afar. This person has always had a complex relationship with themself. And conceptually, I feel…
The deep human desire for more has been demonstrably twisted and manipulated beyond all reason. …
My house is now much messier than it used to be.
I turned in a formal resignation to what I used to think was my personal and obligatory side-hustle.
I no longer work as the damn house elf.
It feels wonderful.
I never wanted the fucking job anyway.
My friend, if you are self-employed or have any kind of side-hustle, and you don’t have Venmo yet, could you please tell me why?
No seriously, I really want to know.
In a world full of so many things that are complicated or prone to breaking, the ease of paying…
If you give your butt a chair, he’s going to ask for an armrest.
When you give him the armrest, he'll probably ask you for a lumbar cushion.
When he’s comfy, he'll ask you for a footrest too.
Then he’ll want to look in a mirror to make sure he…