Butt Massage Can Help Advance World Peace.

And no, just because it’s the butt doesn’t mean it has anything to do with sex.

A simple method to address a serious lack of world peace.

Massage, and especially butt massage, is often mistaken for simple foreplay. But it can be oh so much more if you are just brave enough to get past the cultural assumptions surrounding the fine art of gluteal relaxation.

Butt massage can actually be a special kind of non-sexual, nurturing human touch that confers great rewards to those brave souls intrepid enough to take on the communication requirements to get what you need in this arena.

I could go so far to say that overly tight butts are a root cause for subconscious misery and a significant contributing factor to the malaise of western society that’s leading to our current violent and ecocidal trajectory. Or maybe that’s just my own butt speaking?

This might seem like hyperbole to you.

But as a practicing massage therapist over the past 20+ years, I can tell you that repressed pain has a lot to do with our lack of connectedness, mindful awareness of choice, and an overall trend towards being less than satisfied with our lives as modern human beings.