Fun piece. I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a ‘shelfie.’ Heck I just got turned on to slow-fis (slomo selfie videos.)

I get compliments on my skin all the time.

My beauty routine?

St. Ives peach scrub in the shower, and Burts Bees lotion afterwards. Oh, and sleep, hydrate, and eat well.

May the veil drop on all these constructs of false abundance.