Hahahahaha… the caps. You did good starting this one the way you did. The whole essay is fucking fantastically funny in fact, if a bit painful.

I’m over here on the other side of this big cultural excavation we are all working on, trying to find truth, justice, and equality before the planet pops. I think you just did an amazing job of knocking more dust of those old bones.

Here’s to being a dreamy, creative, fuck-it-all, genius of a woman who uses Excel sparingly and gets to make things.

Rah!