I have to say that precocious menopause has me pretty excited.

Though I’ll have to watch my estrogen levels. I’m hoping that will be easier than constantly monitoring the height and texture of my cervix, and the elasticity of my secretions.

I’m April, I’ll have made it to one year without a cycle. I’m thinking of throwing myself a party.

As Yael Wolfe said, if being a sexual woman means I’m damned, we’ll… watch out hell. Here I come!