If You Give Your Butt a Chair

He’s going to ask for an armrest.

If you give your butt a chair, he’s going to ask for an armrest.

When you give him the armrest, he'll probably ask you for a lumbar cushion.

When he’s comfy, he'll ask you for a footrest too.

Then he’ll want to look in a mirror to make sure he isn’t slowly being morphed into the…