If You Give Your Butt a Chair

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If you give your butt a chair, they’re going to ask for an armrest.

When you give them the armrest, they'll probably ask you for a lumbar cushion.

When they’re comfy, they'll ask you for a footrest too.

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Massage Therapist since 2002, Martial Arts Student since 1986. Ravenous reader of books, Avid amateur woodworker, and social media professional. With tattoos.

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Kaia Maeve Tingley

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Massage Therapist since 2002, Martial Arts Student since 1986. Ravenous reader of books, Avid amateur woodworker, and social media professional. With tattoos.

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