Welp, I’m menopausal and my daughter is 5. So for now, I’m spared the wedding dress dilemma.

Did you know in Taoist practices, menopause and after are when the energy of the menstrual cycle switches from bleeding for procreative reasons to being a force which rises for creative reasons, mostly our own passions. I mean finally! Hell yes, I’m ready to celebrate the fullness of menopause. Bring it!